#156
Laughter is good for your mental health and some jokes are too good not be repeated as frequently as possible!
With that in mind, here are a couple…
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!"
"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"
"I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it."
“The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.”
"I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."
“How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?”